Sunday, May 22, 2005

OK, I'll bitch about Revenge of the Sith, but just a little.

I have another question: Why the hell didn't Owen and Beru name their child "Luke Lars?" Obi-wan knew Anakin was still alive, and naming the boy "Luke Not-My-Son-But-Son-Of-Sith-Lord" has a bit of "too stupid" to it.

When Moses was abandoned by his Levite mother and subsequently taken in by the Pharaoh's daughter, do you think he would have lived so long if he was intentionally named "Mike Levi"?

If you paint a giant bulls-eye and then watch it very carefully, you'll have enough time to watch it get hit; that's about it.

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